Well setting up was much easier than I thought it was going to be, but now comes the hard part "what to write". Trying to remember my English lesson's from school but far to long ago now.
Ok so lets start with a bit about me and the other inmates who share this asylum I proudly call my life. I'm a 40 something single mum (thank god this isn't a dating site, everyone would be reading the next profile by now). I'm a technophobe whose social life is 98% virtual, lack of internet causes panic attacks. I have one child, a boy of 5 1/2 called J who is the love of my life and the cause of my rapidly greying hair and deepening wrinkles, thank god for cosmetic research and consumer panels who supply me with the creams, pots and potions to disguise this. I will be blogging more about this as its a brilliant way to get stuff for free, my main hobby. We have 1 and a half cats I say that as Tom lives with us full time but Draco a Bengal with attitude does as he pleases and comes home if there is nothing better to do, give him his due if J is ill or upset he always appears. We also have a Giant African snail who arrived in a margarine tub by snail mail a year ago and is a source of much amusement. I can't recommend a snail as a pet for a small boy highly enough, mainly as he does say much and doesn't hassle me for food. There's also Fang (J is a Horrid Henry Fan) I call him Houdein (sp) a Hamster who fancies himself as an escape artist and out latest addition a goldfish called Goldie, he arrive last week only because i couldn't bare another plastic gun from the fair. He's already showing signs of fitting right in as he is causing much worry but swimming vertically as appearing to try and breathe air.
